Mayo is a spread. What’s that? It’s a semi-viscous substance that you can put on a sandwich is what. You “spread” it, so. It’s made with eggs and oil and vinegar and other things that make it white. It’s a pretty popular sandwich condiment, though in some places people also use it on fries, and sometimes people have long conversations about how weird it is that some people like it on fries. (THANKS FOR THE TIP!)
GUILTY as charged.
I love mayo. this blog is right on point.
I can’t wait to see if eggs are included in the list, because you know they can be brown, and when you open them they aren’t white at all until you cook them. When cooked they are white, except if you break the yolk, then they aren’t white at all. Of course now people seem to just order egg white omelette’s, but is it really white just because you throw away part of it, and what about when you add cheddar????
Man I have been wishing someone would give me an answer to this problem forever, I’m so excited that my dream will come true soon.
-Andrew
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White-out. People who make mistakes and people who like to huff – it’s for all kinds of people.
Nurse uniforms. In bed.
Clean sheets, especially in hotels.
Bunnies.
Clouds.
Daises.
I heard you on NPR’s Bryant Park Project — hilarious!
mayo…ick. it’s made of eggs and oil.
marshmallows! Toilet paper. I disagree with the cocaine bit.
I think this should be updated a bit. Just for kicks and giggles since a lot of people heard it on NPR.
Hello??!! Whipped cream!! I can’t bbelieve this is nnot before Mayo.
Mayonaise is not white it’s yellow. I hate to be a purist here, but I’m afraid you’ve been eating the “sandwich spread” variety of mayonaise-like substances. The eggs and the mustard seeds in real mayo makes it this light yellow/custard color.
I’m like oh my god for sure.
Mayo really grosses me out.
miracle whip is better.